Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera; a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies and gentleman, that is the very chandelier that figures in that famous disaster. Perhaps we may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination. Gentleman!
|me:||i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.|
|me:||and you know what else? [2000 word rant]|